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Pretty Wild: Eating Ice Cream & Watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

I’m a guy and I have proof of that available.  With my pit hair, alphabetized jersey collection, inundated Bumble profile, and enough testosterone to fuel an African Elephant, there is no denying my masculinity.  Under the guise of my XY chromosomes, I revel the opportunity to unwind to Sports Center with a shitty whey protein

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